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Solo pizza party

November 13, 2005 - 10:16 PM [ on the run ]
This evening my morm stopped by to pick up some stuff. when she arrived i invited her in and asked if she wanted anything to drink. she said she'd take some apple juice. so i poured her some apple juice and followed her upstairs.

whenever she visits she has this weird habit of walking around the whole house and checking out each room. i have no idea what she's looking for, but it's what she does. when i got upstairs i remembered that i had to move my laundry, so i stayed while she went back downstairs. a few minutes later randall said that my morm wanted a pizza, so i told her to make one.

when i got back downstairs the oven was open, an avacado had been eaten, a bowl of pasta with sauce was being reheated (leftovers from our dinner), trailmix was being devoured and a pizza was halfway unwrapped waiting to go in the oven.

at first i thought about cutting the frozen pizza in half and cooking half of it now and half of it in the future, but then i decided i'd cook the whole thing and just take the rest as leftovers tomorrow. but that's not going to happen now. someone ate the whole thing.

it was a super thin crust pizza, so each pizza was probably really like half a piece, but still, i wasn't expecting her to eat the whole thing. after she devoured all of the food, she fell asleep.

when she woke up (30 minutes later) she ate a banana, and then we played with her new phone (she just got a new razr, and she has no clue on the fancy features) until she more or less said she was bored by us.

so yah to recap, my morm ate:
- 2/3 an avacado
- a bowl of fetuccini with red sauce
- a glass of sparkling apple juice
- several handfuls of trailmix
- an entire small pizza (spinach & cheese)
- a banana

she probably didn't eat all day, so i guess that's like breakfast, lunch and dinner all at once.

Posted by pocketpig at November 13, 2005 10:16 PM

Comments

i really like that story. that is hilarious.

Posted by: alice at November 14, 2005 08:46 AM

Funny!

I always thought it was supposed to work the other way around, at least that's how it is for me sometimes, (left-over habits from my school-daze.)

Posted by: leon at November 14, 2005 09:35 AM

more morm stories!!!

start a podcast!!!

Posted by: katy at November 23, 2005 02:20 AM

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